Thursday, 25 February 2016

What Has Love - I mean, Submission - Got To Do With This?!

So now that Jumoke the breadwinner - sorry - bread seller has 'hammered' the smelly mouths have opened...
 "can she still be a submissive wife?"
" will she still cook for her husband?"

"can her husband be sure she will not abandon him for a rich guy or aristo?"
"how come her 'polishers' are not also 'helping' the husband? Why have they not also polished him and set him up in a small business so he can still be 'the man'?"
"Why has he been 'relegated' to the role of a 'glorified nanny'?"

(Shocker: the child is actually his as well!)
Hmmm.
If the roles were reversed as they are 99% of the time... would we be having this irritating conversation?
I'm just grateful God is not the average Nigerian male.
As Amistad says: Give us free!

Sunday, 21 February 2016

Re: Adewole pledges free healthcare for 100m Nigerians

Is this real life or tales by moonlight?
Meanwhile is this not a case of federal government doing the work of the states and LGs?
If the FG insists on doing this they must insist on being reimbursed by the States. It should be on a BOT basis.
I've always said this our federalism we are pretending to practise is only on paper.

Thursday, 18 February 2016

Nigeria is currently in an economic Bermuda triangle

Nigeria is currently in an economic Bermuda triangle.
We are in a plane whose destination is unsure, whose flight path is known only to the pilot. At least we hope he knows...
The fact that Ngozi O'conjurer Iwailer was such a 'weist' in her self-appointed role as Coordinating Minister of Economic Sabotage does not now mean we have to go to the other extreme and run this country like a rural peppersoup joint.
We need a solid Economic team.
We need to see and hear them in action.
We need to see the policy document and we need to be convinced it is good for us.
Governance is not about arresting people, please. We did not vote for the EFCC chairman. We voted for a party and a President. China prosecutes and beheads so many criminals daily without all this drama.
Economic decisions should be made by professionals. If it was so simple and straightforward there would be no need for economists. I admit I'm quite the socialist at heart but even I am annoyed by the current goings-on.
The Nigerian middle class is on life support. Many families look and act prosperous but they are just one chronic illness; one car accident; one forex ban away from poverty. The recent CBN shape-shifting is killing our middle class. SMEs are shutting their doors all over the country. And people still insist this will benefit 'the masses'.... lol.
The masses are holed up in tiny villages with no water, no light, no healthcare. No amount of forex restriction will change this overnight. We are only succeeding in creating new millionaires out of the round-tripping bank cabal. More money for the soakaways. (At least soakaway construction companies will make some money).
Well, just my two kobos.
( Speaking of two kobos... we still mint coins in this upside-down country. Don't think about how much it costs us yearly if you don't want to lose your apetite).

Tuesday, 9 February 2016

Budget Matters

Apparently, the 2016 budget is an untidy mess: http://www.punchng.com/2016-budget-is-an-untidy-mess/

If this budget is passed in its current form we the people must not take it lying down.
We should begin recall proceedings for every NASS who supports it.
We should begin impeachment petitions against our Executives.
If we cannot unite against this sort of impunity then we are really hopeless.
Ps: While we are crying over the Federal budget our State Governors have written and passed far worse. Most of them are buying cars, building "befitting" lodges and employing 200 special advisers. That state budget is the one that will have the most impact on our lives but we do not care. One reason this our federalism structure is just a joke.