The love of a good woman is like having Christmas all year round...
If you're one of those 'overgrown' men who feel that the beautiful ones have all been born and taken - it's not true. You may just be the problem.
Aren't you tired of one-night-stands and first dates?
Aren't you tired of going to bed with only your cynicism to keep you company at night?
This life is too boring to go it alone.
Aren't you tired of going to bed with only your cynicism to keep you company at night?
This life is too boring to go it alone.
I know so many wonderful single ladies and i am amazed at the poor judgement of the guys around them. Chasing brazilian hair and short skirts like those things can cook a good pot of stew. smh.
Mr single-guy-approaching- Man-o-pause;
please put aside your pessimistic philosophies and high-sounding rhetoric and greedy ashawo eyes searching for perfection in an imperfect world. Take a good look around you.
please put aside your pessimistic philosophies and high-sounding rhetoric and greedy ashawo eyes searching for perfection in an imperfect world. Take a good look around you.
The happiness that is waiting to overwhelm you has been patiently doing sit-ups. If only you can recognise and locate Her.
But don't wait too long. Why do you want to waste your youth with all these small-small girls - and then when you are quarter to impotence and diabetes you finally decide to 'settle down'? Matured single ladies are not hospice nurses or mortuary attendants please.
PS: If you are still lost you can inbox me for directions. I have some awesome single ladies on my google map... grin emoticon
Happy Sunday.
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